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Tarbut V Torah✡️ is Officially Illuminati🔼 Confirmed(Satire)

Tarbut V Torah✡️ is Officially Illuminati🔼 Confirmed(Satire)

March 9, 2017


Filed under Lions' Den, Middle School, Satire: Happy Purim!

You always wonder what teachers are doing besides giving detentions and assigning homework. Walking through the Tarbut V'Torah middle school hallway, one would have never guessed what had been lurking inside. Boom, look to your right and you see your average teacher’s lounge, a no kids zone. You’d...

Ever Wondered Why Mrs. Smallwood Is Such A Good Cheerleader: Satire

Ever Wondered Why Mrs. Smallwood Is Such A Good Cheerleader: Satire

Tali R, Sports Editor

March 9, 2017


Filed under Lions' Den, Satire: Happy Purim!

Ever wondered why Mrs. Smallwood is such a good chearleader? Here is your answer. She used to work at Cirque Du Soleil. It all started about a billion years ago when the dinosaurs were still roaming, and Mrs. Smallwood was still front flipping. Tarbut V'Torah Community Day School comes into the pictu...

TVT Becoming A Year Round School (Satire) 🚨😦🤓😬

TVT Becoming A Year Round School (Satire) 🚨😦🤓😬

Gabi B., Middle School Editor

March 9, 2017


Filed under Lions' Den, Middle School, Satire: Happy Purim!

Who loves summer time? Who likes getting a break from all of those months of school? Well, it’s time to get over that excitement. Starting in 2018, TVT has decided to make this school a year round school. Yes, a year round school. Enjoy this summer because it will be your last. TVT has claimed t...

The Phone Chuckers are Back!!!!!! 📱👋(Satire)

The Phone Chuckers are Back!!!!!! 📱👋(Satire)

Hope H, TVT Trends Editor

March 9, 2017


Filed under Middle School, Satire: Happy Purim!

Oh, No…. It's back. The Phone box is coming back in the next year, 2017-2018. I have gotten news from Mr. Wood that they are coming back because too many kids have been caught with their phones during school. First, having to deal with not being able to use it during lunch and now not able to even ...

The Real Winner😁 of the Oscars🏆 (Satire)

The Real Winner😁 of the Oscars🏆 (Satire)

Sophia S, Lions Den Editor

March 9, 2017


Filed under Entertainment & Technology, Satire: Happy Purim!

You probably have heard about the huge misunderstanding that went viral at the 2017 Academy Awards or Oscars when La La Land was mistakenly presented the award for Best Picture. After lots of confusion, “There was a major upset at the Oscars on Sunday night — in more ways than one. The favorite ...

It’s A Pet Palooza🦄 (Satire)

It’s A Pet Palooza🦄 (Satire)

Tali R, Sports Editor

March 7, 2017


Filed under Creativity Corner, Culture, Middle School, Satire: Happy Purim!

Adopt-A-Big-Fluffy-Pet-Day 6:30 a.m.: I woke up in the morning as excited as can be; today was the day I was going to adopt my first pet. A big fluffy, pet. I was so eager to get to the pet store downtown, that I ran over to my parents room and fell onto the bed giving my mom a giant blue bruis...

Hot Lunch Decides To Serve Dinosaur🐉 Meat To Substitute Fake Chicken🍗 Nuggets(Satire)

Hot Lunch Decides To Serve Dinosaur🐉 Meat To Substitute Fake Chicken🍗 Nuggets(Satire)

Daniel B., Middle School Co-editor

March 3, 2017


Filed under Food and Drink, Satire: Happy Purim!

Despite many requests, the TVT hot lunch crew decided not to put real chicken in their corny chicken 🍗 nuggets, but instead have dino🐉 nuggets. Not the microwave ones you find at Costco for 💲7 a box, but legitimate dinosaur🐉 meat. Yes, you heard me right, dinosaur🐉 meat. After scienti...

Wendy’s the Roasting🔥 Company

Wendy’s the Roasting🔥 Company

Hope H, TVT Trends Editor

March 3, 2017


Filed under Satire: Happy Purim!, TVT Trends

Wendy's the fast food chain🍔🍟 has always been more savage than the other fast food chains🍔🍟. Their twitter📱🐦 can prove that. Wendy's started using their twitter📱🐦 to get attention and it has worked. They are using their twitter📱🐦 to roast and speak🗣 to customers and ...

Breaking News on the Dolan Twins (Satire)😱🎥🙊💻

Breaking News on the Dolan Twins (Satire)😱🎥🙊💻

Gabi B., Middle School Editor

March 3, 2017


Filed under Entertainment & Technology, Satire: Happy Purim!, TVT Trends

Who knows about the Dolan Twins? These young, popular teenage boys are famous for their youtube videos. They are currently signed to AwesomenessTV, and have been since 2015. But, unfortunately, some deep secrets have been revealed about the Dolan Twins. Or shall I say Dolan Twin? Apparently, the...

The Most Dramatic Bachelor Ever 🌹(Satire)

The Most Dramatic Bachelor Ever 🌹(Satire)

Sophia S, Lions Den Editor

March 3, 2017


Filed under Entertainment & Technology, Satire: Happy Purim!

Roses, dates, challenges, jealousy, eliminations, heart breaks, and love. This is what The Bachelor is all about! What can possibly be more interesting than a show about the journey a single man takes to find true love?   “The series revolves around a single bachelor who starts with a pool of rom...

Kid Rebels Against His Absentee Parents Ay Attending A Top Tier College And Med School

Kid Rebels Against His Absentee Parents Ay Attending A Top Tier College And Med School

Emily R., 2015-16 Editor In Chief

March 23, 2016


Filed under Satire: Happy Purim!

Nathaniel McDonald, 18, of Riverside, California has angered his parents by intentionally excelling in academia and getting accepted to Princeton University. His mother, Joanna, and his stepfather, Mike were never present in his life. “I was really lonely as a child, so I immersed myself in liter...

Hillary Clinton Endorses Bernie Sanders In An Effort To Appeal To Millennials

Hillary Clinton Endorses Bernie Sanders In An Effort To Appeal To Millennials

Emily R., Editor in Chief

March 22, 2016


Filed under Satire: Happy Purim!

 Hillary Clinton is feeling the Bern.     After trying (and in most cases, failing) to attract the support of young, millennial voters through relatable tweets, appearances on shows such as SNL and Broad City, and overusing the phrase “YAAAS QUEEN”, she has found what millennials love the mo...

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