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Tests📄 And How To Deal With ‘Em (Satire)

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Answer sheet and pencil for education concept

Answer sheet and pencil for education concept

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Tests📄 always come with the cost of stress😰, and I have the perfect way to deal with it.

 

  • Just ditch it🏃🏻.
    • One way to deal with a stressful😰 test📄 is to ditch it. I mean, it’s better not to take the test📄 at all than to deal with the nagging thought in your head saying, “I got them all wrong  and I’m gonna fail.” and before the test📄, “That’s gonna be on the test📄, and that, and that. Why didn’t you study?”

 

 

  • Fail
    • When the teacher passes out the test📄 just write your name down and turn it back in. It makes more sense to do that than to deal with, “What is this? What is this? What is this?” during the test📄.

 

 

  • Cheat
    • Okay, I’m sorry for any teachers reading, but most students have done this once or twice. To all the students, you saw this one coming sooner or later. Just pull out a piece of “scratch paper”📄 that has the study guide on it.

 

 

  • Postpone✋🏼✍🏽
    • Sometimes students just aren’t having a good day. Helping them out by letting them postpone the test📄 just for them is nice. Although that will make some other kids jealous if it is a big test📄 or if the time the kid will take it is a month📆 later than when it should have been taken. This is a bad choice.

 

 

  • Actually take the test📄
    • I don’t really know, maybe taking the test📄 like how the teacher recommends it. Study for 6 hours straight ⏰and get no sleep just to waste an hour and a half ⏰on a piece of paper. This normally never works, so I don’t know why I put this in this list.

 

I just want to end this off as quickly as possible so you can get as much help as you need for your next test📄, but HAPPY PURIM!!

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